DIZZY THE BARD

computer builder

novelty toy designer

number one second camera operator

tallest guy in the photograph

sexy beast

licensed pedestrian

american sized humanoid

large magical beast

headphone user

couch napper

occasional reader

coffee fiend

stoop kid

burgermaster

professional amateur

Nigerian prince

certified soyboy

token black guy

diabolical canadian

expert song starter, amateur song finisher

guitar zero

mispronouncer

recording fartist

caretaker of business

sassy fat guy

photographer again

cereal fan

rebel scum

1337 H@X0R

taylor swift ignorer

bad painter

joke assassin

dirty mirror owner

casual gymbro

very naughty boy

crybaby

dungeon master

whack rapper

webcomic reader (sorry...)

pixel art aficionado

binge watcher

spelin bee champoin

reduced giantkin

tool collector

semi-pro unpaid amateur professional intern

stairmaster beginner

regurgitation strategist

amateur professional

desk disorganizer

business card forgetter

keeper of the legendary fork

pokemon master

photographer

web cam evader

dice physicist

house plant destroyer

licensed independent employee

neeeeerd

dark souls loser

olive connoisseur

90s rememberer

d-d-d-d-duelist

scrambled egg maker

frequent food taster

Muscles
6
Speed
13
Grit
15
BigBrain
8
Wiz
13
Rizz
16
4
Proficiency Bonus
Alignment
pessimistic good
Saves
hassle
Skills
sick, bruh
bonkers
radical
on the mic AND in real life
Proficiencies
layout design
agile / scrum
narrative design
community management
illustration
AC
DC
Initiative
top of the round
Speed
1.25x on YouTube
Hit Dice
Only
Crits
Equipment
Body-safe candles (5)
Z CAM E2-F6 Full Frame 6K Cinema Camera
A murder of crowbars
XPPen Artist 24 Pro 2.5K QHD Pen Display
Back-Bone "Ribcage" Modified GoPro
Ball bearings (bag of 1,000)
Ideals
Cite your sources
Eat the rich
Be nice to yourself, you deserve a break
Flaws
Accidentally revolutionary
Cooks stuff too tastily
Smells too good
Features & Traits
dazzling smile
tenorsense
full color vision mostly

You've Heard Of Me From...

My first Kickstarter campaign was a surprising success, raising four times what I expected and garnering attention from the likes of Dicebreaker, WotC, and dozens of indie creators in the space. I was invited onto podcasts, I got my first official Actual Play experience, and I made a lot of phenomenal friends in the TTRPG space.

And, most importantly, I made my first full solo album successfully, shipping it to hundreds of people and sending it digitally to hundreds more ❤ Thanks, everybody ~
Only Crits ran a Kickstarter campaign to fund the production of their new sharp-edged "Fuck You / Fuck Me" and "Fuck / Yeet" dice. I got to make an intro song and shoot footage of the gorgeous designs, and (naturally) I also got to be one of the first backers!

Overall, the project raised $100,000 in a month and I'm very grateful to have been a part of that success ~
After backing The Bard Chronicles at the highest tier, Explosm reached out to me for help creating a wrap-up video giving an abbreviated version of the story that unfolded in their viewer-led narrative animation series advertising their newest board game, Master Dater. I wrote a full recap of the story the audience had created, and I rapped that over a campy little beat that I created based on the classic Cyanide & Happiness theme song.

And the comments don't lie, it was an overwhelming hit with the fans!
After becoming a lifelong Beastgrip fan while still in college, I had the absolute privilege of being sent their two newest lenses and a whole new upgraded cage for my phone. I got to shoot a full side-by-side comparison of the results and give a detailed analysis of the lenses' potential, and as a filmmaker and photographer by trade, THAT was an extremely cool project to get to work on.

Plus, I got to teach people about anamorphic video format, which is always a good time ~
After our first time working together on the Expletive Dice, Only Crits let me know about their next project: a full set of polygonal dice themed around each of the 12 core classes of Dungeons and Dragons. Each dice design includes tiny decals and unique coloration, all of which needed to be captured in sharp, up-close detail with extreme color accuracy. Fortunately for them, I'm handy with a camera and I did exactly that, capping the whole project with another fun intro song for their pitch video.

One more very successful campaign on the scoreboard!
During the lead-up to the Bard Chronicles Kickstarter launch, I was extremely fortunate (and very grateful) to be interviewed by Dicebreaker on their podcast as well as having an article about the project published on their site.

Really nice bunch of folks over there, really appreciate them signal-boosting me for my first big project ❤