DIZZY THE BARD

sexy beast

neeeeerd

mispronouncer

licensed pedestrian

token black guy

dungeon master

large magical beast

photographer again

crybaby

sassy fat guy

whack rapper

amateur professional

pixel art aficionado

rebel scum

scrambled egg maker

pokemon master

webcomic reader (sorry...)

binge watcher

joke assassin

Nigerian prince

caretaker of business

couch napper

tallest guy in the photograph

guitar zero

regurgitation strategist

tool collector

headphone user

taylor swift ignorer

spelin bee champoin

frequent food taster

photographer

novelty toy designer

certified soyboy

very naughty boy

casual gymbro

90s rememberer

business card forgetter

occasional reader

licensed independent employee

dice physicist

burgermaster

reduced giantkin

dirty mirror owner

keeper of the legendary fork

dark souls loser

semi-pro unpaid amateur professional intern

diabolical canadian

american sized humanoid

computer builder

stoop kid

bad painter

recording fartist

desk disorganizer

coffee fiend

house plant destroyer

expert song starter, amateur song finisher

cereal fan

web cam evader

d-d-d-d-duelist

1337 H@X0R

number one second camera operator

stairmaster beginner

olive connoisseur

professional amateur

Muscles
17
Speed
17
Grit
18
BigBrain
10
Wiz
12
Rizz
17
4
Proficiency Bonus
Alignment
pessimistic good
Saves
hassle
Skills
bonkers
wicked
godlike
tubular
Proficiencies
character design
world design
community management
thieves' tools
streaming
AC
like 100
Initiative
you're here, aren't you?
Speed
ramming speed
Hit Dice
Only
Crits
Equipment
Teenage Engineering EP-1320 "Medieval" Sequencer
XPPen Artist 24 Pro 2.5K QHD Pen Display
Body-safe candles (5)
Pocket sand
64GB of portable battering RAM
Z CAM E2-F6 Full Frame 6K Cinema Camera
Ideals
Trust scientists about science
Keep it gay — gay as fuck, if possible
Always do your best, even if you're the only one
Flaws
Cares too much
Can't think of anything
Entirely too awesome
Features & Traits
tenorsense
full color vision mostly
imperfect pitch

You've Heard Of Me From...

My first Kickstarter campaign was a surprising success, raising four times what I expected and garnering attention from the likes of Dicebreaker, WotC, and dozens of indie creators in the space. I was invited onto podcasts, I got my first official Actual Play experience, and I made a lot of phenomenal friends in the TTRPG space.

And, most importantly, I made my first full solo album successfully, shipping it to hundreds of people and sending it digitally to hundreds more ❤ Thanks, everybody ~
Only Crits ran a Kickstarter campaign to fund the production of their new sharp-edged "Fuck You / Fuck Me" and "Fuck / Yeet" dice. I got to make an intro song and shoot footage of the gorgeous designs, and (naturally) I also got to be one of the first backers!

Overall, the project raised $100,000 in a month and I'm very grateful to have been a part of that success ~
After backing The Bard Chronicles at the highest tier, Explosm reached out to me for help creating a wrap-up video giving an abbreviated version of the story that unfolded in their viewer-led narrative animation series advertising their newest board game, Master Dater. I wrote a full recap of the story the audience had created, and I rapped that over a campy little beat that I created based on the classic Cyanide & Happiness theme song.

And the comments don't lie, it was an overwhelming hit with the fans!
After becoming a lifelong Beastgrip fan while still in college, I had the absolute privilege of being sent their two newest lenses and a whole new upgraded cage for my phone. I got to shoot a full side-by-side comparison of the results and give a detailed analysis of the lenses' potential, and as a filmmaker and photographer by trade, THAT was an extremely cool project to get to work on.

Plus, I got to teach people about anamorphic video format, which is always a good time ~
After our first time working together on the Expletive Dice, Only Crits let me know about their next project: a full set of polygonal dice themed around each of the 12 core classes of Dungeons and Dragons. Each dice design includes tiny decals and unique coloration, all of which needed to be captured in sharp, up-close detail with extreme color accuracy. Fortunately for them, I'm handy with a camera and I did exactly that, capping the whole project with another fun intro song for their pitch video.

One more very successful campaign on the scoreboard!
During the lead-up to the Bard Chronicles Kickstarter launch, I was extremely fortunate (and very grateful) to be interviewed by Dicebreaker on their podcast as well as having an article about the project published on their site.

Really nice bunch of folks over there, really appreciate them signal-boosting me for my first big project ❤