DIZZY THE BARD

dungeon master

dirty mirror owner

1337 H@X0R

olive connoisseur

frequent food taster

business card forgetter

taylor swift ignorer

semi-pro unpaid amateur professional intern

sassy fat guy

couch napper

recording fartist

diabolical canadian

very naughty boy

joke assassin

whack rapper

number one second camera operator

crybaby

burgermaster

neeeeerd

photographer again

mispronouncer

rebel scum

webcomic reader (sorry...)

pixel art aficionado

web cam evader

stoop kid

coffee fiend

stairmaster beginner

binge watcher

scrambled egg maker

guitar zero

licensed independent employee

licensed pedestrian

american sized humanoid

certified soyboy

cereal fan

bad painter

desk disorganizer

amateur professional

tallest guy in the photograph

headphone user

casual gymbro

pokemon master

photographer

occasional reader

token black guy

caretaker of business

90s rememberer

house plant destroyer

Nigerian prince

dice physicist

keeper of the legendary fork

novelty toy designer

dark souls loser

d-d-d-d-duelist

regurgitation strategist

expert song starter, amateur song finisher

spelin bee champoin

sexy beast

large magical beast

professional amateur

reduced giantkin

tool collector

computer builder

Muscles
17
Speed
13
Grit
16
BigBrain
10
Wiz
12
Rizz
18
4
Proficiency Bonus
Alignment
chaotic hungry
Saves
hassle
Skills
bonkers
mad
*most* impressive
bodacious
Proficiencies
RPG design
quest design
analytics
thieves' tools
character design
AC
DC
Initiative
taken
Speed
1.25x on YouTube
Hit Dice
Only
Crits
Equipment
Back-Bone "Ribcage" Modified GoPro
A murder of crowbars
Z CAM E2-F6 Full Frame 6K Cinema Camera
Irix 150mm Macro Cine Lens
Pocket sand
Ball bearings (bag of 1,000)
Ideals
Always do your best, even if you're the only one
Eat the rich
Death before decaf
Flaws
Accidentally revolutionary
Keeps achieving perfection
Not applicable
Features & Traits
animal companion
eagle scout
full color vision mostly

You've Heard Of Me From...

My first Kickstarter campaign was a surprising success, raising four times what I expected and garnering attention from the likes of Dicebreaker, WotC, and dozens of indie creators in the space. I was invited onto podcasts, I got my first official Actual Play experience, and I made a lot of phenomenal friends in the TTRPG space.

And, most importantly, I made my first full solo album successfully, shipping it to hundreds of people and sending it digitally to hundreds more ❤ Thanks, everybody ~
Only Crits ran a Kickstarter campaign to fund the production of their new sharp-edged "Fuck You / Fuck Me" and "Fuck / Yeet" dice. I got to make an intro song and shoot footage of the gorgeous designs, and (naturally) I also got to be one of the first backers!

Overall, the project raised $100,000 in a month and I'm very grateful to have been a part of that success ~
After backing The Bard Chronicles at the highest tier, Explosm reached out to me for help creating a wrap-up video giving an abbreviated version of the story that unfolded in their viewer-led narrative animation series advertising their newest board game, Master Dater. I wrote a full recap of the story the audience had created, and I rapped that over a campy little beat that I created based on the classic Cyanide & Happiness theme song.

And the comments don't lie, it was an overwhelming hit with the fans!
After becoming a lifelong Beastgrip fan while still in college, I had the absolute privilege of being sent their two newest lenses and a whole new upgraded cage for my phone. I got to shoot a full side-by-side comparison of the results and give a detailed analysis of the lenses' potential, and as a filmmaker and photographer by trade, THAT was an extremely cool project to get to work on.

Plus, I got to teach people about anamorphic video format, which is always a good time ~
After our first time working together on the Expletive Dice, Only Crits let me know about their next project: a full set of polygonal dice themed around each of the 12 core classes of Dungeons and Dragons. Each dice design includes tiny decals and unique coloration, all of which needed to be captured in sharp, up-close detail with extreme color accuracy. Fortunately for them, I'm handy with a camera and I did exactly that, capping the whole project with another fun intro song for their pitch video.

One more very successful campaign on the scoreboard!
During the lead-up to the Bard Chronicles Kickstarter launch, I was extremely fortunate (and very grateful) to be interviewed by Dicebreaker on their podcast as well as having an article about the project published on their site.

Really nice bunch of folks over there, really appreciate them signal-boosting me for my first big project ❤