DIZZY THE BARD

dice physicist

binge watcher

web cam evader

mispronouncer

d-d-d-d-duelist

1337 H@X0R

professional amateur

spelin bee champoin

webcomic reader (sorry...)

burgermaster

rebel scum

scrambled egg maker

stairmaster beginner

headphone user

pixel art aficionado

joke assassin

certified soyboy

licensed independent employee

caretaker of business

dirty mirror owner

stoop kid

90s rememberer

cereal fan

sassy fat guy

novelty toy designer

coffee fiend

tallest guy in the photograph

very naughty boy

couch napper

diabolical canadian

guitar zero

Nigerian prince

dungeon master

amateur professional

casual gymbro

token black guy

photographer again

american sized humanoid

keeper of the legendary fork

house plant destroyer

reduced giantkin

pokemon master

dark souls loser

regurgitation strategist

crybaby

recording fartist

business card forgetter

tool collector

licensed pedestrian

desk disorganizer

photographer

whack rapper

computer builder

expert song starter, amateur song finisher

large magical beast

sexy beast

occasional reader

number one second camera operator

semi-pro unpaid amateur professional intern

frequent food taster

neeeeerd

olive connoisseur

taylor swift ignorer

bad painter

Muscles
16
Speed
10
Grit
18
BigBrain
9
Wiz
12
Rizz
9
4
Proficiency Bonus
Alignment
ungovernable
Saves
hassle
Skills
siiiick
radical
make em run for the hills
on the mic AND in real life
Proficiencies
copyediting
RPG design
chef's tools
illustration
video production
AC
72°
Initiative
environmental protection
Speed
25ft — i'm fat, sue me...
Hit Dice
Only
Crits
Equipment
Back-Bone "Ribcage" Modified GoPro
Teenage Engineering EP-1320 "Medieval" Sequencer
Body-safe candles (5)
A murder of crowbars
Irix 150mm Macro Cine Lens
50ft of hempen ethernet cable
Ideals
Every dog is the best dog in the world
Keep it gay — gay as fuck, if possible
Always do your best, even if you're the only one
Flaws
Not applicable
Only 6'3"
Distractingly sexy
Features & Traits
medium, but like a very large medium
dazzling smile
cool but rude

You've Heard Of Me From...

My first Kickstarter campaign was a surprising success, raising four times what I expected and garnering attention from the likes of Dicebreaker, WotC, and dozens of indie creators in the space. I was invited onto podcasts, I got my first official Actual Play experience, and I made a lot of phenomenal friends in the TTRPG space.

And, most importantly, I made my first full solo album successfully, shipping it to hundreds of people and sending it digitally to hundreds more ❤ Thanks, everybody ~
Only Crits ran a Kickstarter campaign to fund the production of their new sharp-edged "Fuck You / Fuck Me" and "Fuck / Yeet" dice. I got to make an intro song and shoot footage of the gorgeous designs, and (naturally) I also got to be one of the first backers!

Overall, the project raised $100,000 in a month and I'm very grateful to have been a part of that success ~
After backing The Bard Chronicles at the highest tier, Explosm reached out to me for help creating a wrap-up video giving an abbreviated version of the story that unfolded in their viewer-led narrative animation series advertising their newest board game, Master Dater. I wrote a full recap of the story the audience had created, and I rapped that over a campy little beat that I created based on the classic Cyanide & Happiness theme song.

And the comments don't lie, it was an overwhelming hit with the fans!
After becoming a lifelong Beastgrip fan while still in college, I had the absolute privilege of being sent their two newest lenses and a whole new upgraded cage for my phone. I got to shoot a full side-by-side comparison of the results and give a detailed analysis of the lenses' potential, and as a filmmaker and photographer by trade, THAT was an extremely cool project to get to work on.

Plus, I got to teach people about anamorphic video format, which is always a good time ~
After our first time working together on the Expletive Dice, Only Crits let me know about their next project: a full set of polygonal dice themed around each of the 12 core classes of Dungeons and Dragons. Each dice design includes tiny decals and unique coloration, all of which needed to be captured in sharp, up-close detail with extreme color accuracy. Fortunately for them, I'm handy with a camera and I did exactly that, capping the whole project with another fun intro song for their pitch video.

One more very successful campaign on the scoreboard!
During the lead-up to the Bard Chronicles Kickstarter launch, I was extremely fortunate (and very grateful) to be interviewed by Dicebreaker on their podcast as well as having an article about the project published on their site.

Really nice bunch of folks over there, really appreciate them signal-boosting me for my first big project ❤