DIZZY THE BARD

diabolical canadian

dark souls loser

neeeeerd

rebel scum

recording fartist

guitar zero

scrambled egg maker

couch napper

sexy beast

headphone user

very naughty boy

dirty mirror owner

certified soyboy

joke assassin

olive connoisseur

keeper of the legendary fork

stairmaster beginner

business card forgetter

caretaker of business

dice physicist

sassy fat guy

american sized humanoid

casual gymbro

tallest guy in the photograph

number one second camera operator

webcomic reader (sorry...)

1337 H@X0R

professional amateur

stoop kid

large magical beast

crybaby

d-d-d-d-duelist

cereal fan

pokemon master

photographer again

photographer

spelin bee champoin

house plant destroyer

tool collector

token black guy

burgermaster

Nigerian prince

frequent food taster

mispronouncer

licensed independent employee

bad painter

whack rapper

reduced giantkin

taylor swift ignorer

licensed pedestrian

pixel art aficionado

novelty toy designer

computer builder

web cam evader

binge watcher

expert song starter, amateur song finisher

regurgitation strategist

dungeon master

amateur professional

coffee fiend

desk disorganizer

90s rememberer

semi-pro unpaid amateur professional intern

occasional reader

Muscles
11
Speed
16
Grit
6
BigBrain
16
Wiz
9
Rizz
14
4
Proficiency Bonus
Alignment
false neutral
Saves
hassle
Skills
on the mic AND in real life
tubular
radical
*most* impressive
Proficiencies
photography
agile / scrum
audio production
copyediting
thieves' tools
AC
like 100
Initiative
surprise round!
Speed
if you can't keep up, don't step up
Hit Dice
Only
Crits
Equipment
XPPen Artist 24 Pro 2.5K QHD Pen Display
Irix 150mm Macro Cine Lens
64GB of portable battering RAM
Teenage Engineering EP-1320 "Medieval" Sequencer
Z CAM E2-F6 Full Frame 6K Cinema Camera
Body-safe candles (5)
Ideals
Eat the rich
Cite your sources
Trust scientists about science
Flaws
Distractingly sexy
Smells too good
Weiner too good
Features & Traits
dazzling smile
cool but rude
animal companion

You've Heard Of Me From...

My first Kickstarter campaign was a surprising success, raising four times what I expected and garnering attention from the likes of Dicebreaker, WotC, and dozens of indie creators in the space. I was invited onto podcasts, I got my first official Actual Play experience, and I made a lot of phenomenal friends in the TTRPG space.

And, most importantly, I made my first full solo album successfully, shipping it to hundreds of people and sending it digitally to hundreds more ❤ Thanks, everybody ~
Only Crits ran a Kickstarter campaign to fund the production of their new sharp-edged "Fuck You / Fuck Me" and "Fuck / Yeet" dice. I got to make an intro song and shoot footage of the gorgeous designs, and (naturally) I also got to be one of the first backers!

Overall, the project raised $100,000 in a month and I'm very grateful to have been a part of that success ~
After backing The Bard Chronicles at the highest tier, Explosm reached out to me for help creating a wrap-up video giving an abbreviated version of the story that unfolded in their viewer-led narrative animation series advertising their newest board game, Master Dater. I wrote a full recap of the story the audience had created, and I rapped that over a campy little beat that I created based on the classic Cyanide & Happiness theme song.

And the comments don't lie, it was an overwhelming hit with the fans!
After becoming a lifelong Beastgrip fan while still in college, I had the absolute privilege of being sent their two newest lenses and a whole new upgraded cage for my phone. I got to shoot a full side-by-side comparison of the results and give a detailed analysis of the lenses' potential, and as a filmmaker and photographer by trade, THAT was an extremely cool project to get to work on.

Plus, I got to teach people about anamorphic video format, which is always a good time ~
After our first time working together on the Expletive Dice, Only Crits let me know about their next project: a full set of polygonal dice themed around each of the 12 core classes of Dungeons and Dragons. Each dice design includes tiny decals and unique coloration, all of which needed to be captured in sharp, up-close detail with extreme color accuracy. Fortunately for them, I'm handy with a camera and I did exactly that, capping the whole project with another fun intro song for their pitch video.

One more very successful campaign on the scoreboard!
During the lead-up to the Bard Chronicles Kickstarter launch, I was extremely fortunate (and very grateful) to be interviewed by Dicebreaker on their podcast as well as having an article about the project published on their site.

Really nice bunch of folks over there, really appreciate them signal-boosting me for my first big project ❤