DIZZY THE BARD

keeper of the legendary fork

very naughty boy

photographer again

casual gymbro

frequent food taster

recording fartist

certified soyboy

headphone user

diabolical canadian

90s rememberer

amateur professional

olive connoisseur

whack rapper

mispronouncer

crybaby

licensed pedestrian

occasional reader

expert song starter, amateur song finisher

burgermaster

licensed independent employee

webcomic reader (sorry...)

computer builder

pixel art aficionado

1337 H@X0R

tallest guy in the photograph

guitar zero

reduced giantkin

bad painter

stairmaster beginner

web cam evader

cereal fan

professional amateur

dungeon master

business card forgetter

photographer

dark souls loser

rebel scum

regurgitation strategist

spelin bee champoin

number one second camera operator

Nigerian prince

couch napper

joke assassin

caretaker of business

token black guy

taylor swift ignorer

binge watcher

tool collector

large magical beast

dirty mirror owner

sassy fat guy

novelty toy designer

american sized humanoid

semi-pro unpaid amateur professional intern

coffee fiend

dice physicist

desk disorganizer

sexy beast

neeeeerd

pokemon master

d-d-d-d-duelist

scrambled egg maker

house plant destroyer

stoop kid

Muscles
14
Speed
7
Grit
15
BigBrain
6
Wiz
10
Rizz
9
4
Proficiency Bonus
Alignment
pessimistic good
Saves
hassle
Skills
wicked
radical
godlike
on the mic AND in real life
Proficiencies
nikon camera equipment
common
photography
chef's tools
quest design
AC
DC
Initiative
top of the round
Speed
140 BPM
Hit Dice
Only
Crits
Equipment
Teenage Engineering EP-1320 "Medieval" Sequencer
Back-Bone "Ribcage" Modified GoPro
Ball bearings (bag of 1,000)
Pocket sand
50ft of hempen ethernet cable
Body-safe candles (5)
Ideals
There's no such thing as a good billionaire
Cite your sources
Always do your best, even if you're the only one
Flaws
Distractingly sexy
Cooks stuff too tastily
Accidentally revolutionary
Features & Traits
lightvision
tenorsense
filled with a spooky skeleton

You've Heard Of Me From...

My first Kickstarter campaign was a surprising success, raising four times what I expected and garnering attention from the likes of Dicebreaker, WotC, and dozens of indie creators in the space. I was invited onto podcasts, I got my first official Actual Play experience, and I made a lot of phenomenal friends in the TTRPG space.

And, most importantly, I made my first full solo album successfully, shipping it to hundreds of people and sending it digitally to hundreds more ❤ Thanks, everybody ~
Only Crits ran a Kickstarter campaign to fund the production of their new sharp-edged "Fuck You / Fuck Me" and "Fuck / Yeet" dice. I got to make an intro song and shoot footage of the gorgeous designs, and (naturally) I also got to be one of the first backers!

Overall, the project raised $100,000 in a month and I'm very grateful to have been a part of that success ~
After backing The Bard Chronicles at the highest tier, Explosm reached out to me for help creating a wrap-up video giving an abbreviated version of the story that unfolded in their viewer-led narrative animation series advertising their newest board game, Master Dater. I wrote a full recap of the story the audience had created, and I rapped that over a campy little beat that I created based on the classic Cyanide & Happiness theme song.

And the comments don't lie, it was an overwhelming hit with the fans!
After becoming a lifelong Beastgrip fan while still in college, I had the absolute privilege of being sent their two newest lenses and a whole new upgraded cage for my phone. I got to shoot a full side-by-side comparison of the results and give a detailed analysis of the lenses' potential, and as a filmmaker and photographer by trade, THAT was an extremely cool project to get to work on.

Plus, I got to teach people about anamorphic video format, which is always a good time ~
After our first time working together on the Expletive Dice, Only Crits let me know about their next project: a full set of polygonal dice themed around each of the 12 core classes of Dungeons and Dragons. Each dice design includes tiny decals and unique coloration, all of which needed to be captured in sharp, up-close detail with extreme color accuracy. Fortunately for them, I'm handy with a camera and I did exactly that, capping the whole project with another fun intro song for their pitch video.

One more very successful campaign on the scoreboard!
During the lead-up to the Bard Chronicles Kickstarter launch, I was extremely fortunate (and very grateful) to be interviewed by Dicebreaker on their podcast as well as having an article about the project published on their site.

Really nice bunch of folks over there, really appreciate them signal-boosting me for my first big project ❤