DIZZY THE BARD

sassy fat guy

binge watcher

house plant destroyer

90s rememberer

recording fartist

headphone user

reduced giantkin

computer builder

licensed independent employee

very naughty boy

neeeeerd

stairmaster beginner

frequent food taster

tool collector

rebel scum

business card forgetter

large magical beast

tallest guy in the photograph

dark souls loser

coffee fiend

photographer

burgermaster

guitar zero

web cam evader

sexy beast

expert song starter, amateur song finisher

whack rapper

stoop kid

crybaby

dice physicist

webcomic reader (sorry...)

diabolical canadian

certified soyboy

regurgitation strategist

spelin bee champoin

1337 H@X0R

Nigerian prince

keeper of the legendary fork

d-d-d-d-duelist

semi-pro unpaid amateur professional intern

pixel art aficionado

bad painter

olive connoisseur

american sized humanoid

mispronouncer

occasional reader

desk disorganizer

photographer again

token black guy

cereal fan

licensed pedestrian

novelty toy designer

dungeon master

amateur professional

caretaker of business

pokemon master

professional amateur

taylor swift ignorer

couch napper

number one second camera operator

casual gymbro

joke assassin

dirty mirror owner

scrambled egg maker

Muscles
16
Speed
16
Grit
12
BigBrain
6
Wiz
10
Rizz
10
4
Proficiency Bonus
Alignment
unlawful
Saves
hassle
Skills
pay the bills
radical
godlike
bodacious
Proficiencies
audio production
chef's tools
RPG design
illustration
nikon camera equipment
AC
10 and a prayer
Initiative
surprise round!
Speed
90-140 BPM, usually
Hit Dice
Only
Crits
Equipment
Audio-Technica ATH-M50x Headphones
Body-safe candles (5)
Z CAM E2-F6 Full Frame 6K Cinema Camera
Pocket sand
Ball bearings (bag of 1,000)
Teenage Engineering EP-1320 "Medieval" Sequencer
Ideals
Always do your best, even if you're the only one
Every dog is the best dog in the world
Art deserves to be as complicated as life
Flaws
Smells too good
Accidentally revolutionary
Cooks stuff too tastily
Features & Traits
dazzling smile
tenorsense
lightvision

You've Heard Of Me From...

My first Kickstarter campaign was a surprising success, raising four times what I expected and garnering attention from the likes of Dicebreaker, WotC, and dozens of indie creators in the space. I was invited onto podcasts, I got my first official Actual Play experience, and I made a lot of phenomenal friends in the TTRPG space.

And, most importantly, I made my first full solo album successfully, shipping it to hundreds of people and sending it digitally to hundreds more ❤ Thanks, everybody ~
Only Crits ran a Kickstarter campaign to fund the production of their new sharp-edged "Fuck You / Fuck Me" and "Fuck / Yeet" dice. I got to make an intro song and shoot footage of the gorgeous designs, and (naturally) I also got to be one of the first backers!

Overall, the project raised $100,000 in a month and I'm very grateful to have been a part of that success ~
After backing The Bard Chronicles at the highest tier, Explosm reached out to me for help creating a wrap-up video giving an abbreviated version of the story that unfolded in their viewer-led narrative animation series advertising their newest board game, Master Dater. I wrote a full recap of the story the audience had created, and I rapped that over a campy little beat that I created based on the classic Cyanide & Happiness theme song.

And the comments don't lie, it was an overwhelming hit with the fans!
After becoming a lifelong Beastgrip fan while still in college, I had the absolute privilege of being sent their two newest lenses and a whole new upgraded cage for my phone. I got to shoot a full side-by-side comparison of the results and give a detailed analysis of the lenses' potential, and as a filmmaker and photographer by trade, THAT was an extremely cool project to get to work on.

Plus, I got to teach people about anamorphic video format, which is always a good time ~
After our first time working together on the Expletive Dice, Only Crits let me know about their next project: a full set of polygonal dice themed around each of the 12 core classes of Dungeons and Dragons. Each dice design includes tiny decals and unique coloration, all of which needed to be captured in sharp, up-close detail with extreme color accuracy. Fortunately for them, I'm handy with a camera and I did exactly that, capping the whole project with another fun intro song for their pitch video.

One more very successful campaign on the scoreboard!
During the lead-up to the Bard Chronicles Kickstarter launch, I was extremely fortunate (and very grateful) to be interviewed by Dicebreaker on their podcast as well as having an article about the project published on their site.

Really nice bunch of folks over there, really appreciate them signal-boosting me for my first big project ❤