DIZZY THE BARD

dungeon master

very naughty boy

tallest guy in the photograph

taylor swift ignorer

rebel scum

certified soyboy

dirty mirror owner

guitar zero

licensed pedestrian

crybaby

webcomic reader (sorry...)

pixel art aficionado

diabolical canadian

web cam evader

olive connoisseur

number one second camera operator

tool collector

house plant destroyer

coffee fiend

mispronouncer

recording fartist

couch napper

token black guy

whack rapper

scrambled egg maker

photographer again

amateur professional

d-d-d-d-duelist

neeeeerd

stairmaster beginner

keeper of the legendary fork

licensed independent employee

dark souls loser

stoop kid

90s rememberer

caretaker of business

regurgitation strategist

professional amateur

sassy fat guy

photographer

casual gymbro

novelty toy designer

headphone user

pokemon master

cereal fan

bad painter

dice physicist

large magical beast

computer builder

frequent food taster

burgermaster

reduced giantkin

semi-pro unpaid amateur professional intern

business card forgetter

expert song starter, amateur song finisher

occasional reader

sexy beast

desk disorganizer

Nigerian prince

joke assassin

binge watcher

american sized humanoid

1337 H@X0R

spelin bee champoin

Muscles
11
Speed
11
Grit
10
BigBrain
7
Wiz
7
Rizz
13
4
Proficiency Bonus
Alignment
pessimistic good
Saves
hassle
Skills
pay the bills
make em run for the hills
radical
siiiick
Proficiencies
analytics
audio production
common
video production
narrative design
AC
like 100
Initiative
rolled a 1...
Speed
Lights! Camera! Sound!
Hit Dice
Only
Crits
Equipment
64GB of portable battering RAM
Audio-Technica ATH-M50x Headphones
Pocket sand
A murder of crowbars
Body-safe candles (5)
Teenage Engineering EP-1320 "Medieval" Sequencer
Ideals
Don't be a dickhead
Every dog is the best dog in the world
Love is love
Flaws
Distractingly sexy
Not applicable
Entirely too awesome
Features & Traits
humanoid
eagle scout
lightvision

You've Heard Of Me From...

My first Kickstarter campaign was a surprising success, raising four times what I expected and garnering attention from the likes of Dicebreaker, WotC, and dozens of indie creators in the space. I was invited onto podcasts, I got my first official Actual Play experience, and I made a lot of phenomenal friends in the TTRPG space.

And, most importantly, I made my first full solo album successfully, shipping it to hundreds of people and sending it digitally to hundreds more ❤ Thanks, everybody ~
Only Crits ran a Kickstarter campaign to fund the production of their new sharp-edged "Fuck You / Fuck Me" and "Fuck / Yeet" dice. I got to make an intro song and shoot footage of the gorgeous designs, and (naturally) I also got to be one of the first backers!

Overall, the project raised $100,000 in a month and I'm very grateful to have been a part of that success ~
After backing The Bard Chronicles at the highest tier, Explosm reached out to me for help creating a wrap-up video giving an abbreviated version of the story that unfolded in their viewer-led narrative animation series advertising their newest board game, Master Dater. I wrote a full recap of the story the audience had created, and I rapped that over a campy little beat that I created based on the classic Cyanide & Happiness theme song.

And the comments don't lie, it was an overwhelming hit with the fans!
After becoming a lifelong Beastgrip fan while still in college, I had the absolute privilege of being sent their two newest lenses and a whole new upgraded cage for my phone. I got to shoot a full side-by-side comparison of the results and give a detailed analysis of the lenses' potential, and as a filmmaker and photographer by trade, THAT was an extremely cool project to get to work on.

Plus, I got to teach people about anamorphic video format, which is always a good time ~
After our first time working together on the Expletive Dice, Only Crits let me know about their next project: a full set of polygonal dice themed around each of the 12 core classes of Dungeons and Dragons. Each dice design includes tiny decals and unique coloration, all of which needed to be captured in sharp, up-close detail with extreme color accuracy. Fortunately for them, I'm handy with a camera and I did exactly that, capping the whole project with another fun intro song for their pitch video.

One more very successful campaign on the scoreboard!
During the lead-up to the Bard Chronicles Kickstarter launch, I was extremely fortunate (and very grateful) to be interviewed by Dicebreaker on their podcast as well as having an article about the project published on their site.

Really nice bunch of folks over there, really appreciate them signal-boosting me for my first big project ❤