DIZZY THE BARD

american sized humanoid

binge watcher

token black guy

guitar zero

desk disorganizer

pokemon master

dungeon master

reduced giantkin

dark souls loser

neeeeerd

number one second camera operator

very naughty boy

frequent food taster

casual gymbro

stoop kid

tallest guy in the photograph

Nigerian prince

computer builder

90s rememberer

d-d-d-d-duelist

couch napper

regurgitation strategist

novelty toy designer

recording fartist

business card forgetter

sexy beast

webcomic reader (sorry...)

crybaby

burgermaster

rebel scum

keeper of the legendary fork

joke assassin

dirty mirror owner

spelin bee champoin

semi-pro unpaid amateur professional intern

tool collector

licensed independent employee

web cam evader

photographer again

caretaker of business

headphone user

scrambled egg maker

photographer

stairmaster beginner

expert song starter, amateur song finisher

1337 H@X0R

sassy fat guy

large magical beast

cereal fan

mispronouncer

taylor swift ignorer

house plant destroyer

pixel art aficionado

occasional reader

olive connoisseur

diabolical canadian

licensed pedestrian

professional amateur

coffee fiend

certified soyboy

dice physicist

bad painter

whack rapper

amateur professional

Muscles
10
Speed
18
Grit
11
BigBrain
6
Wiz
18
Rizz
9
4
Proficiency Bonus
Alignment
chaotic snarky
Saves
hassle
Skills
godlike
on the mic AND in real life
wicked
bonkers
Proficiencies
streaming
community management
marketing
audio production
illustration
AC
like 100
Initiative
taken
Speed
25ft — i'm fat, sue me...
Hit Dice
Only
Crits
Equipment
Z CAM E2-F6 Full Frame 6K Cinema Camera
Irix 150mm Macro Cine Lens
Body-safe candles (5)
A murder of crowbars
Pocket sand
XPPen Artist 24 Pro 2.5K QHD Pen Display
Ideals
Be nice to yourself, you deserve a break
Always do your best, even if you're the only one
Cite your sources
Flaws
Raps too awesomely
Smells too good
Accidentally revolutionary
Features & Traits
eagle scout
imperfect pitch
filled with a spooky skeleton

You've Heard Of Me From...

My first Kickstarter campaign was a surprising success, raising four times what I expected and garnering attention from the likes of Dicebreaker, WotC, and dozens of indie creators in the space. I was invited onto podcasts, I got my first official Actual Play experience, and I made a lot of phenomenal friends in the TTRPG space.

And, most importantly, I made my first full solo album successfully, shipping it to hundreds of people and sending it digitally to hundreds more ❤ Thanks, everybody ~
Only Crits ran a Kickstarter campaign to fund the production of their new sharp-edged "Fuck You / Fuck Me" and "Fuck / Yeet" dice. I got to make an intro song and shoot footage of the gorgeous designs, and (naturally) I also got to be one of the first backers!

Overall, the project raised $100,000 in a month and I'm very grateful to have been a part of that success ~
After backing The Bard Chronicles at the highest tier, Explosm reached out to me for help creating a wrap-up video giving an abbreviated version of the story that unfolded in their viewer-led narrative animation series advertising their newest board game, Master Dater. I wrote a full recap of the story the audience had created, and I rapped that over a campy little beat that I created based on the classic Cyanide & Happiness theme song.

And the comments don't lie, it was an overwhelming hit with the fans!
After becoming a lifelong Beastgrip fan while still in college, I had the absolute privilege of being sent their two newest lenses and a whole new upgraded cage for my phone. I got to shoot a full side-by-side comparison of the results and give a detailed analysis of the lenses' potential, and as a filmmaker and photographer by trade, THAT was an extremely cool project to get to work on.

Plus, I got to teach people about anamorphic video format, which is always a good time ~
After our first time working together on the Expletive Dice, Only Crits let me know about their next project: a full set of polygonal dice themed around each of the 12 core classes of Dungeons and Dragons. Each dice design includes tiny decals and unique coloration, all of which needed to be captured in sharp, up-close detail with extreme color accuracy. Fortunately for them, I'm handy with a camera and I did exactly that, capping the whole project with another fun intro song for their pitch video.

One more very successful campaign on the scoreboard!
During the lead-up to the Bard Chronicles Kickstarter launch, I was extremely fortunate (and very grateful) to be interviewed by Dicebreaker on their podcast as well as having an article about the project published on their site.

Really nice bunch of folks over there, really appreciate them signal-boosting me for my first big project ❤