DIZZY THE BARD

coffee fiend

semi-pro unpaid amateur professional intern

tallest guy in the photograph

photographer

reduced giantkin

casual gymbro

dark souls loser

number one second camera operator

scrambled egg maker

crybaby

frequent food taster

stoop kid

rebel scum

large magical beast

regurgitation strategist

guitar zero

recording fartist

couch napper

bad painter

token black guy

binge watcher

american sized humanoid

stairmaster beginner

computer builder

90s rememberer

sexy beast

mispronouncer

licensed independent employee

pokemon master

dirty mirror owner

occasional reader

burgermaster

joke assassin

sassy fat guy

novelty toy designer

taylor swift ignorer

expert song starter, amateur song finisher

licensed pedestrian

photographer again

very naughty boy

dice physicist

desk disorganizer

tool collector

professional amateur

dungeon master

web cam evader

d-d-d-d-duelist

pixel art aficionado

whack rapper

diabolical canadian

spelin bee champoin

webcomic reader (sorry...)

1337 H@X0R

amateur professional

cereal fan

caretaker of business

business card forgetter

headphone user

Nigerian prince

certified soyboy

neeeeerd

olive connoisseur

keeper of the legendary fork

house plant destroyer

Muscles
15
Speed
18
Grit
12
BigBrain
15
Wiz
7
Rizz
10
4
Proficiency Bonus
Alignment
pessimistic good
Saves
hassle
Skills
mad
siiiick
pay the bills
radical
Proficiencies
analytics
graphic design
narrative design
photography
agile / scrum
AC
DC
Initiative
rolled a 1...
Speed
Lights! Camera! Sound!
Hit Dice
Only
Crits
Equipment
Pocket sand
Back-Bone "Ribcage" Modified GoPro
64GB of portable battering RAM
Lauten Audio Oceanus LT-381 Microphone
Body-safe candles (5)
Audio-Technica ATH-M50x Headphones
Ideals
Every dog is the best dog in the world
Keep it gay — gay as fuck, if possible
Art deserves to be as complicated as life
Flaws
Raps too awesomely
Frequently smart
Not applicable
Features & Traits
animal companion
lightvision
dazzling smile

You've Heard Of Me From...

My first Kickstarter campaign was a surprising success, raising four times what I expected and garnering attention from the likes of Dicebreaker, WotC, and dozens of indie creators in the space. I was invited onto podcasts, I got my first official Actual Play experience, and I made a lot of phenomenal friends in the TTRPG space.

And, most importantly, I made my first full solo album successfully, shipping it to hundreds of people and sending it digitally to hundreds more ❤ Thanks, everybody ~
Only Crits ran a Kickstarter campaign to fund the production of their new sharp-edged "Fuck You / Fuck Me" and "Fuck / Yeet" dice. I got to make an intro song and shoot footage of the gorgeous designs, and (naturally) I also got to be one of the first backers!

Overall, the project raised $100,000 in a month and I'm very grateful to have been a part of that success ~
After backing The Bard Chronicles at the highest tier, Explosm reached out to me for help creating a wrap-up video giving an abbreviated version of the story that unfolded in their viewer-led narrative animation series advertising their newest board game, Master Dater. I wrote a full recap of the story the audience had created, and I rapped that over a campy little beat that I created based on the classic Cyanide & Happiness theme song.

And the comments don't lie, it was an overwhelming hit with the fans!
After becoming a lifelong Beastgrip fan while still in college, I had the absolute privilege of being sent their two newest lenses and a whole new upgraded cage for my phone. I got to shoot a full side-by-side comparison of the results and give a detailed analysis of the lenses' potential, and as a filmmaker and photographer by trade, THAT was an extremely cool project to get to work on.

Plus, I got to teach people about anamorphic video format, which is always a good time ~
After our first time working together on the Expletive Dice, Only Crits let me know about their next project: a full set of polygonal dice themed around each of the 12 core classes of Dungeons and Dragons. Each dice design includes tiny decals and unique coloration, all of which needed to be captured in sharp, up-close detail with extreme color accuracy. Fortunately for them, I'm handy with a camera and I did exactly that, capping the whole project with another fun intro song for their pitch video.

One more very successful campaign on the scoreboard!
During the lead-up to the Bard Chronicles Kickstarter launch, I was extremely fortunate (and very grateful) to be interviewed by Dicebreaker on their podcast as well as having an article about the project published on their site.

Really nice bunch of folks over there, really appreciate them signal-boosting me for my first big project ❤